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we love your body! (& ours)
time for you to slick your willy!
soapy dicks are all natural
soapy dicks are good for the environment
soapy dicks are luxurious
lets face it - you are here because you have a fabulous sense of humor. But we know you also have beauty regimen to stick to and your skin deserves the best.
We go old school up in here, using a traditional cold process method (with lye of course). Add that to proprietary blend of oils and butters, to create an all natural schlong shaped soap just for you.
At soapydicks, we believe in sustainable, cruelty free products with an environmental angle.
Our products come in recycled and/or recylclable packaging. We combine shipping whenever possible and will be happy to ship your soapy dicks out without additional packaging if requested.
Proud member of the Greener Life Club
All of our products are made with a discerning client in mind. We use a specially formulated recipe of butters and oils to provide a hard bar with high lather that won't leave your skin dry. Unrefined shea butter gives your skin that luxurious feeling and castor oil helps those sudsy bubble suds even more! Find out today why soapy dicks soap is not just hilarious, it's good for you too!